(This means “If You View My Website, Then You Agree To These Rules”)
This policy is valid from July 1st, 2016.
The reading of all information on frostbitesoflife.com is of your own free will, I am not twisting your arm & making you read anything on this site, nor am I paying you to do so. If you do not accept these Terms and Conditions, you should click the tiny “X” in the upper right hand corner of this page to stop using this website immediately. If you do however want to read some wildly entertaining articles about all aspects of my family life, please don’t leave just yet.
I reserve the right to change any of these Terms and Conditions at any given time on this website. I change my mind frequently, especially when I haven’t had enough sleep, so please check back here often.
Even though I work very hard to provide you with up-to-date information (through thorough research and consulting other websites from people a lot smarter than me), I make no representations or warranties of any kind (expressed or implied) about the completeness, accuracy, reliability, suitability or availability of any information, products, services or related graphics contained on Frost Bites of Life for any purpose.
Especially when it comes to current prices, addresses, opening hours, phone numbers, travel information and website addresses, I advise you to double check (or triple check as I often do because of my OCD.) You don’t want to drive for hours with screaming kids in the back of the car to an amusement park that closed for the season the day before you arrive, or do you?
I aim to provide you with accurate information at the time of publishing, but some information will understandably be less accurate as time passes. Should you find any inaccurate information, please do not hesitate to contact me. I will drop everything, push my kid out of the way to get to my computer and correct this world-shocking mistake right away… (or as soon as I get around to it.) There might be a re-run of The Flash or a WWE Pay-Per-View on that needs my immediate attention. I do have my priorities.
(This is the “You Can’t Use It Unless You Have Permission” part)
Unless otherwise noted, I (Brad Frost from Frost Bites of Life) am the legal copyright holder of all (written, multimedia and graphic) material on this website and it may not be used, reprinted, (partially) modified or published without my written consent. A link to frostbitesoflife.com must appear in all copies of any artwork or content, including articles, press releases and as icing on cakes.
Any photos on frostbitesoflife.com that are owned by someone other than myself are either credited and linked to their outside source, are believed to be in public domain, or were obtained via Google images search under the “Labeled for reuse” Usage Rights. Any copyright-protected music used on or in videos posted to frostbitesoflife.com are adhering to the current policies set by the copyright holders as listed in the YouTube Music Policies directory, and have been credited and linked to the copyright holder.
Guest bloggers and other contributors to Frost Bites of Life are responsible for their own submitted material on my website and have to ensure that their work complies with national and relevant foreign, interplanetary, time-space continium and gravitational laws. The opinions expressed by any Third Parties are their own and do not represent the position or belief of frostbitesoflife.com. I also am not responsible – but very sorry – for any narrow minded, impolite or offensive comments by others on my blog.
(This means “I’m Not Telling You What To Do, So You Can’t Hold Me Responsible For What You Choose To Do”)
As you will quickly find out from reading my blog, I’m not an expert on anything. Frost Bites of Life is a personal blog where I give my opinion or relate my experiences for entertainment & general information purposes only. I highly encourage you to do additional research before following any advice on frostbitesoflife.com.
All the information provided on frostbitesoflife.com is for general information and entertainment purposes only and is the expressed opinion of myself, Brad Frost (‘Frost Bites of Life‘) and not others. This includes (but is not limited to) my family, friends, church, membership organizations and/or employers. I was raised in a Southern Baptist household & I’m a born-again Christian who loves Jesus, so be aware that some articles might be a bit different to what you might be used to reading. You have been warned.
I am not providing any medical, legal, professional, psychological, geological, astrological, paleontological, philosophical, geometrical, bacteriological, mineralogical, criminalogical or dermatological advice. You are taking all the provided information at your own risk. Please contact your local hospital, priest, emergency service, bar association, phone book, Google or your mother to find or obtain a referral to a competent professional.
Under no circumstances will I be liable for any loss or damage (including without limitation indirect or consequential loss or damage) or any loss or damage whatsoever arising from loss of data or profits arising out of or in connection with the use of this website.
I cannot be held responsible for any offence taken due to translation, interpretation or mistakes in grammar and/or punctuation of my website’s content. There are going to be LOTS of grammar and punctuation errors on this site, so please don’t tell my 12th grade English teacher!
Although I hope to keep frostbitesoflife.com running 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, access to the site may be temporarily or permanently suspended and without notice at my own discretion, due to possible updates or technical issues beyond my control, such as my son figuring out my password & crashing the site because he wants to watch Minecraft videos on YouTube. I will not be liable if for any reason the website is unavailable at any time or for any period of time. I will try to get the website back online as soon as possible, or as soon as my son’s videos are finished.
(This means “I Won’t Sell Your Contact Info So That You Get Annoying Telemarketing Calls While Eating Supper”)
Any personal and/or contact information provided to me will be kept private. You will not be spammed by me in any way, I will not send you birthday and/or Christmas Cards (unless you ask me to and I really like you) and I will not sell or disclose your information to any other companies.
I am not responsible for the privacy practices of any of my advertisers or blog commenters.
(This means “Everything You See On My Site Today, Could Be Different Tomorrow”)
I also reserve the rights to edit or delete any comments submitted to frostbitesoflife.com without notice due to: comments deemed to be spam or questionable spam, comments including profanity, comments containing language or concepts that could be deemed offensive, comments that attack a group or person individually, or comments from my parents telling me to call them more often.
Advertisers and Sponsors
(This means “Someone Else is Paying to Put Their Ad on My Site”)
I am not responsible for the actions of my advertisers or sponsors. I currently don’t have either, but I could one day. If you purchase a product or service based upon a link from my website, you must take action with that company to resolve any issues, not Frost Bites of Life.
Any product, claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer, provider or party in question. Just because I like the color crimson (Roll Tide Roll!), doesn’t have to mean you will like it too. But you really should!
To help the website expand, to cover costs of running the site, and for my family to be able to travel across the United States in a RV (one day!), some advertising and affiliate links might soon run on my website. Affiliate links would earn me a (mind you – very) small commission on any purchases made when visiting Amazon after clicking on one of these links. I will do my absolute best to only provide you with information about products that I truly believe in. I will never take your trust for granted. All reviews on my website will be presented honestly and I will disclose whether I will be receiving any commissions or products for free.
Letters to the Editor
(This means “If You Contact Me, I Can Re-Post It Somewhere Else Unless You Tell Me No To”)
Any letters, e-mails, blog comments, responses on Social Media platforms such as Facebook, Instagram and Twitter, or questions written directly to Frost Bites of Life may be used to share with my blogging audience unless specifically requested otherwise. (Part of) these letters or emails, questions or any other feedback may be used in newsletters, blog posts, columns or up-and-coming books. Excessively flattering compliments will be framed and hung in my man cave.
Thank you so much for visiting my website and don’t forget to enjoy yourself!